Vida Loca

So I finally got badgered into going to the dr… and they said it was a virus shut up you will be fine.. Oh and you also have bronchitis and pink eye, have a nice day get out.

Did kinda freak em out when I got one letter wrong on the bottom line of the vision test, old but damn I can still see some.

Got all kinds of meds including an inhaler of all freaking things.. Should be interesting to use. So now my eye REALLY itches cause I put the crap in it… why she insisted a cream was better than drops I don’t know, cause it’s a pain in the arse.

Oldest child has been mega attitude, complained about helping with the driveway so I said fine sent the rest of the kids in and said, now its all yours, have fun. Anything that takes even a slight effort is the end of the world, I am going to work the lazy out of him, keeps it up he is going to shovel the front yard just for kicks.

Hmm ok think I am done for today, real deep and insightful post, get over it I am sick..

Reminds me of a joke. My friend Steveo is a tad different at times with humor… and he told me this joke once and at least 1/2 the humor is him telling it.. but it went like this.

So the lion wakes up and stretches real big and says to him self, “I am the king of the jungle I am the best thing around everyone else is crap compared to me”

And he starts his walk, and he see’s a giraffe… So he yells at it “Look at you your so ugly with you tall neck and stupid spots, compared to me you are nothing, I am the king of the jungle I am the best thing around everyone else is crap compared to me”

So he walks a bit more and sees a Hippo. “Look at you with that ugly grey color and all the fat and the big nose, compared to me you are nothing, I am the king of the jungle I am the best thing around everyone else is crap compared to me”

Then he sees a frog and says “Look at you green and ugly with warts you are nothing compared to me, I am the king of the jungle I am the best thing around everyone else is crap compared to me”

And the frog says “Fuck you I have been sick”

Figure it out…